Better Being Female Funny Or True One For The Girls Bet You Agree Xx?
Here are some reasons why its better to be female…
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We never ejac**ate prematurely.
We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexu**ity.
When we buy a vibr*tor it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll itïs pathetic.
We dont have to get our strength up between sessions…and its much easier for us to get “some” in the first place.
We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts.
Our boyfriends clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous – guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
You are a wicked man. lol
its not all true
Wicked!
Some real truthful ones there!
(Not admitting to anything myself!!!!!)
Thanks for the laughs! *
ha ha ha funny
I like those and I can recognise myself in quite a few of them, not saying which ones though lol
I would not want to give birth so I am happy being male.
I would rather not bleed every month either.